"If You Know You Know" Tee
Black / XS
$24.99 USD
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"If You Know You Know" Tee
$24.99 USD
Keeping count is a full-time job.
Dripping letters over a tally that just keeps going, for the cumdump with a scoreboard and no plans to retire. Every hash mark is a load, a story, and a guy who still texts "u up." Wear it to the bathhouse, the after-party, or brunch when you walk in a little bowlegged. The ones who know will count. The ones who don't will ask. Lie to them.
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- Material: Lightweight cotton
- Fit: Classic retail fit. Size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Sizing Chart (XS to 5XL)
Measured flat, in inches: width across the chest from armhole to armhole, and length from top to bottom.
| Size | Width | Length | Chest Fit |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 30–32 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 34–36 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 38–40 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 42–44 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 46–48 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 50–52 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 54–56 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 58–60 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 62–64 |