"If It's Weak, I'm Stealing" Tee
Black / XS
$24.99 USD
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"If It's Weak, I'm Stealing" Tee
$24.99 USD
Terms of transaction: the specs must match the brag.
A masked stick-figure burglar sprinting off with a sack of loot above deadpan white lettering, for anyone who has ever been told “trust me, it’s huge.” Made for bar nights and house parties. Check the receipts and lock your front door on the way out.
- Material: Lightweight cotton
- Fit: Classic retail fit. Size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Sizing Chart (XS to 5XL)
Measured flat, in inches: width across the chest from armhole to armhole, and length from top to bottom.
| Size | Width | Length | Chest Fit |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 30–32 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 34–36 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 38–40 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 42–44 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 46–48 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 50–52 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 54–56 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 58–60 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 62–64 |