"Hung Like A Stocking" Tee
Black / XS
$24.99 USD
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"Hung Like A Stocking" Tee
$24.99 USD
Not a brag. A measurement.
Three stockings on a pine bough, for the one who's long, heavy and hanging lower than the ornaments. It's not the cold. It never was. Wear it to the office party, the bar's Christmas night, or your parents' living room if you want Aunt Linda to finally stop asking when you'll settle down.
Some gifts are too big to wrap.
- Material: Lightweight cotton
- Fit: Classic retail fit. Size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Sizing Chart (XS to 5XL)
Measured flat, in inches: width across the chest from armhole to armhole, and length from top to bottom.
| Size | Width | Length | Chest Fit |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 30–32 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 34–36 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 38–40 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 42–44 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 46–48 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 50–52 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 54–56 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 58–60 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 62–64 |