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"Emotionally Unavailable, Physically? Text Me" Tee
$24.99 USD
Feelings: closed. Hours: flexible.
Stark block lettering for the heart on airplane mode and the phone that very much isn't. Skip the "what are we" talk, the third date, and the playlist made just for you. Read receipts on. Emotions off. Location shared upon request.
Don't catch feelings. Catch a ride over.
- Material: Lightweight cotton
- Fit: Classic retail fit. Size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors. Tumble dry low.
Sizing Chart (XS to 5XL)
Measured flat, in inches: width across the chest from armhole to armhole, and length from top to bottom.
| Size | Width | Length | Chest Fit |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 16 | 27 | 30–32 |
| S | 18 | 28 | 34–36 |
| M | 20 | 29 | 38–40 |
| L | 22 | 30 | 42–44 |
| XL | 24 | 31 | 46–48 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 | 50–52 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 | 54–56 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 | 58–60 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 | 62–64 |